I knew it was out there. The perfect job, the best job EVER. This is the job for me. My family can attest to this. I’m worse than my teenage daughter when it comes to social media. Hire me now to be YOUR social media butler! Introductory special: Only $20,000.00!! That’s less than half what they’re charging for the inauguration package! Hit me up!
(CNBC) If you’re heading to D.C. for the presidential inauguration, make sure to bring your social-media butler.
Don’t have one? No problem. The Madison Hotel will provide one for you, as part of its “Inaugural Town and Country” package.
The cost: $47,000. (And you don’t even get a ticket to the inauguration or any of the swanky inaugural balls.)
I’m ok with not getting a ticket to the swanky events. I’ll hang in the nearest Starbucks, it’s all good
H/T to the beautiful and talented Dana Loesch.